Interfaith Enthusiast Gifts

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'We're supposed to love our enemies? -- Is this some sort of ZEN thing?'

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Hallelujah!"

Interfaith dialogue

Attila the Nun.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Honk if you're holy.

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."