Interfaith Explorers Gifts

Hanukkah Santa

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Oh, crap.'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

The joy of sects.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'