Endorsement Enthusiast Gifts

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

Lieberman in denial

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

Team Leader

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Censorship.

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Lady mimics The Scream.

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Six arms, no waiting.