Endorsement Enthusiast Prints

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

Lieberman in denial

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

"My facebook friends like me, my yelp reviews, are favorable, my linked-in links endorse me...and you want my college and work resume?"

Team Leader

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."