Endorsement Expert Gifts

At bat is number eight, Sidonski, who leads the league in home runs, RBI's, and product endorsement fees.

Boyfriend of the Month.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

The Stages of Wine

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

Love for the family

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Tom prepares for his hot date.

"I'm a simple man, really."

Let the profit-making begin!

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

Babe magnet

'Oh, no! They've got a Swiss-army defence lawyer!'

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

'No thanks! Playing doctor is how my folks ended up getting married.'

"We started off in full alignment but have subsequently diverged."

"My name is Adam and your name is Eve and that I think is a good starting point for a relationship between us!"

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

"I'm still in recovery for my perfectionism."

"Why couldn't my agent get me an endorsement deal with a wrist watch maker, like every other tennis player?"