Endorsement Expert Gifts

At bat is number eight, Sidonski, who leads the league in home runs, RBI's, and product endorsement fees.

Boyfriend of the Month.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

The Stages of Wine

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Love for the family

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

"I'm a simple man, really."

Babe magnet

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

'Oh, no! They've got a Swiss-army defence lawyer!'

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"We started off in full alignment but have subsequently diverged."

"My name is Adam and your name is Eve and that I think is a good starting point for a relationship between us!"

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

'No thanks! Playing doctor is how my folks ended up getting married.'

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

"Why couldn't my agent get me an endorsement deal with a wrist watch maker, like every other tennis player?"

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"