Endorsement Enthusiasts Gifts

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

A couple holding hands

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Six arms, no waiting.

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Group hug.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"I am a person of value."

The power of positive affirmations

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

"Why couldn't my agent get me an endorsement deal with a wrist watch maker, like every other tennis player?"

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

Call me Nancy.

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XV. - At the derby.

"Keep going, you got this."

"There's more to sports than winning. There's also getting payments from sneaker companies to sign at colleges they sponsor."