Endorsement Explorer Gifts

'At bat is Brosnon. He's batting .279 and his product endorsement income is up 14% this year.'

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

Late BroomStick

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Baby rocks!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

National Coffee Day

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Carrot VS Stick

'She's still a novice yet.'

'You've had enough.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Abstract Espressoism

Coffee love

"You want proof? There's your proof."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."