Endorsement Enthusiasts Pillows

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

A couple holding hands

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Six arms, no waiting.

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Group hug.

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

"I am a person of value."

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

The power of positive affirmations

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

"Why couldn't my agent get me an endorsement deal with a wrist watch maker, like every other tennis player?"

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

Call me Nancy.

As women worldwide fight for that equal chance in the boardroom, others build their own media to make their voices heard.

"There's more to sports than winning. There's also getting payments from sneaker companies to sign at colleges they sponsor."

"Keep going, you got this."