Celebrity Endorsement Enthusiast Pillows

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

Showbiz Awards

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Bryan Ferry

Tom Hanks

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

Leo McKern

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Harriet Walter

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.