Celebrity Endorsement Enthusiast Prints

'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

Showbiz Awards

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Gleeson

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Tom Hanks

George Clooney Machine

Music Hall Dancers

Ringo Starr

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Harriet Walter

Leo McKern

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Michael Caine

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Justin Timberlake

Amanda Seyfried

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Bette Midler

Meryl Streep

Viggo Mortensen

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

David Bowie

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"