Endorsement Aficionado Pillows

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Valentine Day

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

You just keep giving.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Love Potion

Free love

A small heart within a big heart.

Barry Cryer.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

Paddlithic Period

Wangling War Films. How to make and fake them: I U Boat sinking a Pleasure Vessel off Brighton.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

Anecdote Magazine

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Combination Voting Booth/Confessional.

Love Mix Ups.

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.