End Of Contract Gifts

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Examinations.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"I started a collection!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Money exchange

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"It could never work between us."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'