Contract Signing Gifts

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

Just signed.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."