Getting Signed Gifts

Just signed.

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'Do it write the first time.'

Meet the Author

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Don't forget to read the small print.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

3:00 pm - Meet the author

Meet the Authors

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Arbor day? I never thought about giving gifts for Arbor day... well sure! I'll take 11 more!'

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

'Third sentence, second one over...what does that word mean?'

Ventriloquist's fete

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

'Meet the Author!'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!