End Of Employment Gifts

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"It's hard to keep good people."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Friday 5.30pm.

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

Leaving cards.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

"It seems that Parker left behind some of his personal demons."

"What time is it mentally?"

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'Nepotism will no longer be an issue. I'm disowning you.'

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

'A Fucking Drink'

Surprise Party

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Looks like Jonesy got his walking papers."

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

'You're supposed to give two weeks notice, you know.'

Quitting time

'You remember Mr. Horton? You know, the one you said to give the 'clean desk' award to? -- you fired him three years ago.'

The week at a glance.

"So apart from the crushing workload, lack of guidance and support form management together with dreadful working conditions and long hours. . . is there anything you didn't like about working here?"