Ending Work Gifts

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Where your mind & battle are los

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Work Parfait

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Overworked in the office

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Working hours.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Time for More Paperwork

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'These are job perks.'

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Back to work...

Office slaves.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"