End Of Contract Mugs

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Examinations.

"I started a collection!"

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Money exchange

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"It could never work between us."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'