End Of Service Gifts

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Football team discussions.

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Whiskey wars

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

War and Death.

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Executive happy to be back from vacation and on billable hours again.

The network is running a little slow this morning.

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

I know we just lost! We're throwing him off the top of the stadium!

End of Vacation Sally

The end of baseball season is near

"We're here."