End Of Service Pillows

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Football team discussions.

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Whiskey wars

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

War and Death.

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Executive happy to be back from vacation and on billable hours again.

The network is running a little slow this morning.

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

End of Vacation Sally

The end of baseball season is near

"Still, looking on the bright side, there'll be no more farewell tours."