Completion Of Service Gifts

War and Death.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'So, how was flight school?'

High Five

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'He's a structural engineer.'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'It was his last session.'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Bricklayer admires her work.

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

'It was his last session.'

Chemotherapy male warrior

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

'She hasn't finished her client care course yet!'

Veterans Survived

'It's bound to go wrong. We made the final payment last week.'