Empanada Experimenter T-Shirts

"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Cookbooks

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Eureka! Details to follow."

The Inexperienced Cook

I love Science.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws