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"Baldo, I baked empanadas and hid them in the pantry and now there's only one left! Do you have an explanation?"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Two vegans, please."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Rattlecornsnake

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"I'm a baahnana!"