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"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Sloaney Pony.

The Fourth Little Pig

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Cheese

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

The End is Nigh

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Champagne Charlie.

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Champagne at the hunt

Lady drinking Champagne.

Time for pancakes!

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head