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"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Sloaney Pony.

The Fourth Little Pig

Yoga for Alcoholics

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Cheese

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

The End is Nigh

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Champagne at the hunt

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Champagne Charlie.

Time for pancakes!

Lady drinking Champagne.

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'