Empanada Enthusiast Pillows

"Baldo, I baked empanadas and hid them in the pantry and now there's only one left! Do you have an explanation?"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"We're out of empanadas!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Two vegans, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Rattlecornsnake

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Can I get you another coffee?