Empanada Aficionado Pillows

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

The End is Nigh

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"At ease!"

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

Chilli

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"We're out of empanadas!"

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.