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"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Balancing two espresso martinis

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

The End is Nigh

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"At ease!"

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"We're out of empanadas!"

Chilli

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"We'll be too big to fail!"