Empanada Experimenter Gifts

"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Cookbooks

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'