Plant Experimenter T-Shirts

"Our turnips look like carrots, our potatoes taste like apples, our green peas are blue...stuff like that."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Cookbooks

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The Velvet Mesquite

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

The Inexperienced Cook

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

"We need to put in more bones."

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity