Emotional Intelligence Pillows

'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Passing Emotions

"We added it just for the millenials."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"The question isn't what you did this summer. It's how you felt about what you did."

''Empathy'? - That doesn't sound very ADAPTIVE!'

"Real men cry these days....."

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"It's nobody's fault but mine, Ted. I'm the one who decided to follow my heart rather than my head, and look what it got me: happiness beyond my wildest dreams, and not a CLUE how to deal with it!"

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

Large Emoticon Collider

"After my divorce, I sought emotional safety in camouflage..."

The basics of psychology.

'I wish for once you'd drop your old male reserve.'

Being called a 'Big Bad Wolf' your whole life takes its toll: Deep down, I'm hurt...

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

'Walter has trouble expressing his emotions.'

Up or down.

"If you ask me what's wrong with me one more time....I'm going to tell you."

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

"I asked if it would kill her to say'I love you' every once in a while."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

Perverse mind and heart