Emotional Intelligence Detective Pillows

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Large Emoticon Collider

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

The Book Lover

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"I'm not happy."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

"Real men cry these days....."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"My aloofness is a mask."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'