Emotion Investigator Pillows

Did you hear Sadie's show today. DID I. My favorite part was when she made that construction worker who called in cry. She's a rare talent. It's amazing how she can peel grown men and women like an onion, find what makes them tick and squash it like a bug. Is she still around? Smile and assume she is, if you know what's good for you. Sadie sure topped herself today.

'It's so typical of a man to bottle his problems up.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

University Soapflakes

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Feel better, dear?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.