Emotional Intellectual Pillows

The Book Lover

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Large Emoticon Collider

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Real men cry these days....."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

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'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."