Emotional Intelligence Enthusiast Pillows

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'Wow, what a hothead!'

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"I've been thinking --- it might be good for Andrew if he could see you cry once in a while."

'Dear John, It may come as a surprise, but for quite some time now I've been unhappy with our relationship…'

"You're in denial."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

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Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Real men cry these days....."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"I'm sorry I lost my temper last night. I've just been on edge since we met."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."