Emotional Intelligence Fan Pillows

"And a signature here verifying your witness to my empathy."

Emotion activated water faucet

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

The Book Lover

Turmoil change.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Real men cry these days....."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."