Emotional Support Fan Pillows

"I'll leave you alone with your thoughts," she said. How cruel.

Tired of feeling sorry for yourself? For $20 I will feel sorry for you.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Pet a Puppy

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Turmoil change.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Emotional Support Pest

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"I can be changed!"

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'Todd... I just feel like you're never here for me!'

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."