Emotional Support Fan Pillows

"I'll leave you alone with your thoughts," she said. How cruel.

Tired of feeling sorry for yourself? For $20 I will feel sorry for you.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Turmoil change.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Emotional Support Pest

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"I can be changed!"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.