Emotional Intelligence Seeker Pillows

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"C'mon, people. In group therapy we share."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Large Emoticon Collider

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Book Lover

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"We added it just for the millenials."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

"Real men cry these days....."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

Unhappy clown.

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"I'm sorry I lost my temper last night. I've just been on edge since we met."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.