Emotional Intelligence Champion Pillows

No negative attitude anytime.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Book Lover

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

It's A Breeze

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"We added it just for the millenials."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

"Real men cry these days....."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'Believe me, I understand.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”