Emotional Intelligence Champion Prints

No negative attitude anytime.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Large Emoticon Collider

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

The Book Lover

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

It's A Breeze

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Real men cry these days....."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Believe me, I understand.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'