Emotional Intelligence Embracer Pillows

'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

The Book Lover

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Congratulations!

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Introducing Guiltpressure.

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

No negative attitude anytime.

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"I respect and appreciate how hard the spilled milk is for you."

Human empathy

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

Life is more than I can bear phobia.