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'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

The Book Lover

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

Congratulations!

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

No negative attitude anytime.

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Introducing Guiltpressure.

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"I respect and appreciate how hard the spilled milk is for you."

Human empathy

I saw that! Saw what? You just had tears in your eyes. The end of the movie made you cry! Did not. Why not just admit it? What's the big deal? It was a sad movie and you cried. It happens to everyone. You think you're above normal emotions? Are you better than the rest of us?! No. Fine, okay. It was sad. Maybe my eyes were a little moist. Girly man! Look at the crying girly man! Can't win.

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'