Emergency Medical Technician Gifts

'The first aid team has the day off.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Plan 1, Plan 2.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Solar powered defibrillator

"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"

"I'm afraid it's another case of 'chestnuts roasting too near an open fire' doctor."

For a short period before the Heimlich, Jake's plumbing technique was widely accepted as THE way to clear someone's airway,

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'We'll have you up and out of here in no time...regardless of your condition.'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Duck paramedics.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Emergency room fickle of fate.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.

"I'm afraid there a bit of a wait ... how does a week Tuesday sound?"

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!!"

First Responders - Second Responders.

'CLEAR!'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

Paramedics.

"We're not talking this guy anywhere until we change his underwear!"

'Quick! Call 911!'

Paramedics carrying a stretcher over car bonnets.

'They're called 'paramedics' 'cause there's always two of them.'

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

"Or perhaps Heimlich himself."