Emergency Medical Services Gifts

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

First aiders carry COVID-19 molecule on stretcher.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Frontline health workers

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Decontamination

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'In a pig's eye, you say!'