Emergency Medical Services T-Shirts

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

First aiders carry COVID-19 molecule on stretcher.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Frontline health workers

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Decontamination

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Helicopter

Paramedics.

'In a pig's eye, you say!'