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'Try not to move.'

'Is it urgent?'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Please Read The Instructions...

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Dave talks about the life as a Paramedic...

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'Shall I call an ambulance or will you walk alongside?'

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Fire Fighters fighting a fire with water leading to the drowning of the trapped inhabitants.

Next Rural Healthcare 300 Miles.

"Whilst I can sympathize, madam. . . being quarantined with your family members is not what we categorize as a 'Hostage Situation'."

"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Bill really wishes the department could afford to replace the extension ladder.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Paramedic's overtime.

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

"Yes Mr Wilkins, we do provide a comprehensive 24 hours service but I'm afraid that doesn't include a cashpoint facility."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Fire fighting will always be dangerous as long as you have to drive to fires.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Fire at the Bisto Factory