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'You've got a better idea? The paddles are Broken. Just turn the key.'

'Try not to move.'

'Is it urgent?'

'Yeah, I hear the squealing noise too. Probably just a bad wheel bearing.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Please Read The Instructions...

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'

Dave talks about the life as a Paramedic...

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'Shall I call an ambulance or will you walk alongside?'

Fire Fighters fighting a fire with water leading to the drowning of the trapped inhabitants.

Fire Backwards.

"Whilst I can sympathize, madam. . . being quarantined with your family members is not what we categorize as a 'Hostage Situation'."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

Next Rural Healthcare 300 Miles.

'Bill really wishes the department could afford to replace the extension ladder.'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I'm just going to find the nearest A&E, so I may be some time."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'