Emergency Kit Planner Gifts

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Emergency Phone.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Prepper Dog

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

Emergency Underpants

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Fire Assembly Point

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

In case of fire call yourself.

'I'm taking no chances.'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

'It's the plumber ... '

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."

Saving up for a rainy day.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'So much for Plan B!'

10/03/17 14:03

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'