Emergency Kit Planner Pillows

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Emergency Phone.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Emergency Underpants

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

Fire Assembly Point

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'I'm taking no chances.'

In case of fire call yourself.

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

'It's the plumber ... '

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

Saving up for a rainy day.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'So much for Plan B!'

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

California: In Case of Fire Break Glass and Dial A Prayer.