Emergency Guru Gifts

Need a gift for an emergency guru? Whether they’re a disaster readiness fanatic or always prepared for any crisis, our collection of witty and practical products make their day. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, find something that celebrates their knack for staying calm when others panic. These are thoughtful yet fun options that acknowledge their unique skills and unshakeable coolness during times of chaos.

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Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.' mockup

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

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'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.' mockup

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder." mockup

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

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'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.' mockup

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

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"I see you've security marked your property."

"I see you've security marked your property." mockup

"I see you've security marked your property."

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'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.' mockup

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

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Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support? mockup

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue." mockup

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

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"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone." mockup

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

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AI Safety Officer

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'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!' mockup

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

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'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.' mockup

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

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"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear." mockup

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

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Crocodile Selfie

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"It's a self-driving skateboard." mockup

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

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A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass." mockup

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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Job Safety - Hardhat.

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Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest. mockup

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

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"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!" mockup

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

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'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...' mockup

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

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Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel. mockup

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

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Nice park. . .

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Beware of Everything

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'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.' mockup

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

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Emergency Guru Gifts Collection

Emergency Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for emergency gurus—funny, witty, and practical, perfect for their morning coffee rituals.

Emergency Guru Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that showcase their emergency expertise—funny designs that add personality to any space.

Emergency Guru Prints

Discover prints that honor their cool-headed approach—artful, humorous designs perfect for decorating their home or workspace.

Emergency Guru T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts featuring the emergency guru theme, blending humor and style for those always ready for the unexpected.