Emergency Expert Gifts

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

"Quick, let me through. I'm a doctor's receptionist!"

Specialist A&E Centre - "She developed travel sickness on the way here!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

Frontline health workers

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Unsafe Drain Covers!