Readiness Guru Gifts

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Decision Making Block

The House of Commons.

AI Safety Officer

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."