Emergency Guru T-Shirts

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

AI Safety Officer

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Nice park. . .

Beware of Everything

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'